Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Month of the Moustache


The Sam Elliott

Erich Kuersten of Acidemic here, filling in for Nathan and telling you about 'Movember' -- a worldwide charity event wherein men grow out their moustaches and people have parties and models sponsor them and profits go to fight prostate cancer. In other words, it's a men's health thing, cocaine and Cristal are optional. Women do walk-a-thons for breast cancer, men sit back and smoke 'sinse in a steam tub, whilst they grow 'staches for prostate. And somehow, that's totally fair.

Now, I already have a moustache, which disqualifies me from the event (one must start the month clean shaven according to the rules). But as a film blogger guesting for the great Nathaniel R, you know I got to bring the nose, I mean Noize..so over the course of his absence, I'm going to concentrate on bringing you random highlights and examples in the world of the cinematic 'stachio.

The Squaramerican
The square American 'dad'-stache often is accompanied by nerdy glasses and a disturbingly sincere smile, maybe also a toupee. It's a part often played by William H. Macy. Here, it's the wondrous Matt Damon in the Macy-ish role of THE INFORMANT

The Pencil
Price embodies elgance and sinister style with his pencil thin trademark 'stache. He's the perfect stache candidate thanks to the long gap between nose and upper lip. Whenever he plays a role that requires him to go stache-less, he kind of crosses the line between creepy fey and just fey, and creepy, as in this shot from Corman's FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER (1960):

(Disqualified)

Now every once in awhile a slew of mustaches come along that just raise facial hair to a new level. You can't tell me the current rash of mos and beards aint cuz of 2007's double whammy of Daniel Plainview in THERE WILL BE BLOOD and Josh Brolin in NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN. But what about five years earlier, and ALMOST FAMOUS's Billy Crudup? All the women I love love his stache, but I hate the movie for its lack of drugs and abundance of momminess on tour, and the way Cameron Crowe co-opts and then de-fangs rock culture. But I can't deny Crudup, or that stache:


The Seventies Moderate
Now the seventies was an amazing time for moustaches. I could devote whole encyclopedias to an exploration of Italian giallo detective 'staches. But why? Instead let's balance things out by examining some of the less effective, if not downright silly examples.

The Lip-Shredder
Dean Stockwell in THE DUNWICH HORROR (1970, my review here) wears a moustache that's cut so sharply along a central line that you really feel the pain of whatever girl has to kiss him, in this case, it's poor old Sandra Dee.

The Barbershop Special
Sometimes a moustache can't be grown, it has to be pasted. In the case of Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in TOMBSTONE, it always feels like it's about to fall right off. But we love Val Kilmer and we love Dean Stockwell, so who's to judge? And for god's sakes, grow it out, and get some Movember merch to wow your aides and support your pros. Hair's looking at you, kid!

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